Blue Ivy's Burn Book

nickguillorythinks: …after eating leftover Chinese food at...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:47:52 -0400

nickguillorythinks:

…after eating leftover Chinese food at lunch hour in the office. FML.

nickguillorythinks: …how I feel about trying to set this new...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:02:17 -0400

nickguillorythinks:

…how I feel about trying to set this new Tumblr up. ;)

Violet, I’m an infant and even I don’t wear pajamas in public. I would suggest setting...

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:22:06 -0400

Violet, I’m an infant and even I don’t wear pajamas in public.

I would suggest setting a good example for your little sister but apparently she already knows better.

At least your boy sister will have someone to look up to.

I love Mary-Kate. She’s [allegedly] fashionable. She’s a billionaire. And she’s...

Fri, 04 May 2012 16:49:16 -0400

I love Mary-Kate.

She’s [allegedly] fashionable. She’s a billionaire. And she’s related to John Stamos. What more could a girl want in a grandma?

I understand this girl wants fame. However, I don’t think the Kim Kardashian route is the...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:33:52 -0400

I understand this girl wants fame. However, I don’t think the Kim Kardashian route is the right one for a child.

Even your sister is already looking down on you.

Mama-B might be the most beautiful woman in the world (obvi), but unfortunately they released the...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:44:54 -0400

Mama-B might be the most beautiful woman in the world (obvi), but unfortunately they released the wrong cover.

Much better.

This girl is 6 years old. Notice anything wrong with her attire? Doesn’t she have parents to...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:54:59 -0400

This girl is 6 years old. Notice anything wrong with her attire?

Doesn’t she have parents to teach her that a lady never reveals too much??

Nevermind. Lost cause.

Oh yes — Happy Birthday … yesterday.

Matilda. WTF. I don’t think you’re ready to dress yourself.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:53:34 -0400

Matilda. WTF.

I don’t think you’re ready to dress yourself.

Makena, I ignored you at first because I thought you’d be a flash in the pan (I’m...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:08:27 -0400

Makena, I ignored you at first because I thought you’d be a flash in the pan (I’m looking at you Sophia Grace), but I think you have potential. Have your people give mine a call. I can offer you some guidance.

I think you’ll go far — you have more talent than Sophia Grace and what’s her face. But more importantly… a longer shelf life.

Good for your parents for getting you started early.

Photo Shoot Tips: 1) Barefoot is glam. Barefoot with stockings is not. 2) That pose is so cliche. 3)...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:44:07 -0400

Photo Shoot Tips:

1) Barefoot is glam. Barefoot with stockings is not.

2) That pose is so cliche.

3) Your dad needs a new camera.

4) Love the yellow & lavender combo, but mustard yellow … seriously?

5) Ice cream truck backdrop? Let’s be honest. We all know models don’t eat ice cream … or anything.

6) Must I really continue?

I wanted a sibling… until now. I can’t imagine breaking the news to my brother or...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:48:35 -0500

I wanted a sibling… until now.

I can’t imagine breaking the news to my brother or sister that the gene pool just wasn’t kind to them.

If the day ever comes… I’ll just ask Vivienne what she said to Knox.

We have a situation… This pint sized pickle jar is pregnant? WAHHH!

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:59:00 -0500

We have a situation… This pint sized pickle jar is pregnant?

WAHHH!

There’s no arguing Alessandra Ambrosio’s beauty. But when the result is this? I have to...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:29:00 -0500

There’s no arguing Alessandra Ambrosio’s beauty. But when the result is this?

I have to worry about my own future.

This wasn’t unintentional. I don’t have much say in what Mama B wears (she hasn’t...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:45:42 -0500

This wasn’t unintentional. I don’t have much say in what Mama B wears (she hasn’t learned yet) so when I don’t approve, I do my best to remain hidden.

I’m just waiting for the right red carpet.

Remember when I said Mama-B was camera ready? It’s my turn… BAM!

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:50:36 -0500

Remember when I said Mama-B was camera ready?

It’s my turn… BAM!

Mama B finally stepped out, looking tremendous. Notice the refreshed face? And they say kids keep...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:50:07 -0500

Mama B finally stepped out, looking tremendous. Notice the refreshed face? And they say kids keep you up in the wee hours of the night. Nope, I’m an angel.

She wanted to go out weeks ago, but I put a kibosh to that.

I insisted she be camera ready.

Mason Disick Kardashian going to church wins major brownie points with me. Having a husband who...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:47:00 -0500

Mason ~~Disick~~ Kardashian going to church wins major brownie points with me. Having a husband who comes from a family of good morals and values marriage is important.

Oh wait.

I’m torn. Orlando was one of those guys that could do no wrong and be sexy in anything. I...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:11:42 -0500

I’m torn.

Orlando was one of those guys that could do no wrong and be sexy in anything.

I think I have to take it back.

Hopefully Flynn gets his fashion sense from his mother.

For our close family friend, the late great singer Ms. Etta...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:59:41 -0500

For our close family friend, the late great singer Ms. Etta James, a public service will take place Friday.

Etta truly loved my mother:

“I can’t stand Beyoncé. She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day, gonna be singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”

Well, maybe not so much.

Singing “your” song? Let’s be honest.

11 days and dad leaves mom and me alone? Yes! I’m now obsessed with Girls’...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:50:00 -0500

11 days and dad leaves mom and me alone?

Yes! I’m now obsessed with Girls’ Night.

Cosmo, ice cream, facials and mani-pedis.

My only question- who is Destiny and who is her child? Mom wasn’t too fond of her.