Violet, I’m an infant and even I don’t wear pajamas in public.

I would suggest setting a good example for your little sister but apparently she already knows better.

At least your boy sister will have someone to look up to.

I love Mary-Kate.

She’s [allegedly] fashionable. She’s a billionaire. And she’s related to John Stamos. What more could a girl want in a grandma?

I understand this girl wants fame. However, I don’t think the Kim Kardashian route is the right one for a child.

Even your sister is already looking down on you.

Mama-B might be the most beautiful woman in the world (obvi), but unfortunately they released the wrong cover.

Much better.

This girl is 6 years old. Notice anything wrong with her attire?

Doesn’t she have parents to teach her that a lady never reveals too much??

Nevermind. Lost cause.

Oh yes — Happy Birthday … yesterday.

Matilda. WTF.

I don’t think you’re ready to dress yourself. 

Makena, I ignored you at first because I thought you’d be a flash in the pan (I’m looking at you Sophia Grace), but I think you have potential. Have your people give mine a call. I can offer you some guidance.

I think you’ll go far — you have more talent than Sophia Grace and what’s her face. But more importantly… a longer shelf life.

Good for your parents for getting you started early.

Photo Shoot Tips:

1) Barefoot is glam. Barefoot with stockings is not.

2) That pose is so cliche.

3) Your dad needs a new camera.

4) Love the yellow & lavender combo, but mustard yellow …  seriously?

5) Ice cream truck backdrop? Let’s be honest. We all know models don’t eat ice cream … or anything.

6) Must I really continue?

I wanted a sibling… until now.

I can’t imagine breaking the news to my brother or sister that the gene pool just wasn’t kind to them.

If the day ever comes… I’ll just ask Vivienne what she said to Knox.

We have a situation… This pint sized pickle jar is pregnant?

WAHHH!